the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow
*wife and I move into our new house*
bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.
*unpacks a creepy ass doll*
bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*
U THOT. U THOT BITCH U THOT.
If a short person is talking shit just say “don’t give me that altitude”
People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, it